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so yesterday at pt, some other recruits and i were all sitting and talking waiting for sgt. P. to arrive to begin pt, while waiting we heard people arguing loudly outside, so we all looked out thru blinds going “wtf is going on out there?” then the recruiters started going out and some from other branches came out and blocked our view from inside, so all of us recruits at the same time looked at each other, dropped to the floor, busted out our pushups and ran for that door to go outside. (we have to do pushups every time we enter/leave the building) while standing outside for a good 8mins or so a cop arrived, looking like a dumb ass unable to find the crowd of people of arguing over something, so 2 recruiters looked at each other and at the same time bolted for the cop (his window was down) and both of them began yelling at the cop like a DS/DI, it looked like the cop was about to shit in his pants he was so scared and about to cry, it was funny as fuck.

Usually when people find a spider on their pillow they scream and kill it.
What did I just do? I flipped my pillow over thinking it was an annoying fly and THEN I REALIZED it was a spider, so I flipped back over to go take it outside but no that shit head disappeared.
Looks like I’ll be eating a spider tonight in my sleep.

Run spider, run.

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You’ve been getting pumped for Basic since you took your oath…

nationalguardlife:

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And you’re feeling good…

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But the night before you leave for BCT…

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And then you arrive at Fort Benning. And they take your phone away…

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And you meet your drill sergeant…

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And you start training and you’re feeling like…

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And one of your battles screws up…

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And you’re all… 

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But then you start getting it right! 

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And before you know it, it’s all over. And you feel like… 

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But also like…

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Congratulations, Soldiers!